Sex Panther Cologne is scientifically engineered from space age petroleum distillates and animal byproducts, Sex Panther Cologne lures you in with clean and refreshing top notes of juniper and fresh air accord while the heart contains lavender and sensual musk. As the cologne evolves it turns warmer and envelopes you with masculine notes of cedarwood and sandalwood.
Officially licensed from Anchorman and Anchorman 2.
It's not illegal in nine countries.
It's not made with bits of real panther.
It's a formidable scent.
It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
60% of the time, it works, every time.
Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.